Yao and Scola TEXT! AWESOME

So Yao and Scola text eachother? that is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. All I need to know is that Dikembe's going to get an AOL screen name and I will piss my pants....

I was thinking:

" NotInMyHouse55 "

or

"CmonMAN55" ...as in "CMON MAN DAS NO FOUL"


POSSIBLE CONVO BETWEEN YAO AND SCOLA

Y: "hey scola whatsup"

S: "I am just combing my magnificent hair. What is up with you YAO"

Y: ".....Halo"

S: "Who is Ronald Artest? I like Battier. If he tries to take my rebounds off the glass I will get argentinian on his ass. MANU TOLD ME HE THREW AN ELBOW AT HIM"

Y: " Manu is a pussy Scola...The only thing worse than a crying Manu is a Crying Tim Duncan"

S: "Ye, u right... gtg xoxo"

Y: " lol, u2 ttyl!"